Boring. But still.
Just so that we got everything covered here.
(and in english, just to get all people covered as well).


First of all:

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If you don’t like them, spit ‘em out.


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Now, I (partly but that part is major) copied this disclaimer from another blog on blogspot (in fact: it’s Hersch’s Blog), so it’s definitely not my work but it’s useful, rather complete (couldn’t have guessed that one, could ya?) and has been occasionally and effectively overcompleted by me. So sue me.

Oh and one more thing. Regarding that little © here and there. It has already been stated somewhere in the above disclaimer, but better be clear than underrated:

Regarding the most (most!!) of the textual content on this site: that’s mine. Mine only. Think in terms of ‘copyright‘. MY brainwork. If you want to copy or link to it, fine, but mention me (id est: LouTerLou) and this blog’s web address as the one and only source for all genialities on this blog that you copied (except for the disclaimer above: as said, that’s not entirely mine, or better put: entirely not mine). Reblogging is fine at any time. Really. Please do. But if you copy (parts of) textual awesomenesses from this blog without mentioning me (LouTerLou) and this blog’s web addres (and believe me, I will find out someday in this eternal life of mine), I don’t like that, which you might indeed notice in the form of certain legal steps taken by me upon your doing so.


SUMMARY for the lazy ones:
a) I’m not responsible for anything, so don’t sue me
b) don’t complain about cookies, just eat them. By using this site, you do.
c) don’t copy without mentioning THE source (me) and the link, or I’ll sue you.
Something like that.

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